Double the fun (2)

I'm kneeling on the floor, newspaper laid out on the carpet. Adam's in the armchair and Franklin is busy at the boys' little table.

Franklin farts.

Adam says "Have you done a poo, Franklin?", which Franklin determinedly ignores.

Oscar takes it on himself to go up behind Franklin and administer the nappy test (i.e. fingers down the back of the nappy, creating a gap between nappy and back, peering down and simultaneously sniffing).

The next thing I know he's behind me, repeating the procedure! And not wanting to miss out, Franklin has toddled behind his brother and is performing the same test. A nappy-testing daisy chain!

So there's another first - I've had my pants checked by a 2-year-old.

At least he didn't announce to his dad that I needed a new nappy...