...the girl in the seat behind me was talking on her mobile, presumably to her boyfriend.
"Why do you tell me these things when I'm pissed. Cos I won't remember!".
Sounds like a variation on the tactic of waiting till your partner has just fallen asleep to confess you broke her favourite mug/invited friends for the weekend/bought a big motorbike/have another family in Bognor Regis.
("I DID tell you - last Tuesday night to be exact".
"Huh! I must have been asleep")
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