Things my Mum used to say (when we were little)

1.  (When we were getting ready to go to church and our gabardine (raincoat) belts were too tight)
   You look like a sack tied in the middle
   
   
2. (When one of us was sulking, bottom lip sticking out)
   I could ride to London on your bottom lip
   
   
3. What's for afterpudding Mummy?
   Wait-and-see pudding
   
   
4. (If someone complained about a 'trump' smell)
   Your nose is too near your bottom
   
   
5. (Bath-time or washing faces)
   You could grow potatoes in your ears
   
   
6. (If you'd asked for 'seconds' and couldn't eat it all)
   Your eyes are bigger than your stomach (or was it "Your eyes are too big for your stomach"?)
   
   
7. A hungry Michael is a terrible thing