The one where I wish I was Irish

 I'm fed up with - every effing day - the news headlines featuring 'last chance negotiations before the Brexit deadline'.

Did the buffoons running this mess actually expect access to the EUs common market without any of the costs and compromises involved in that privilege?

Or did they never have any intention of anything but a no-deal Brexit? I suspect the latter; they've been kidding us for 4 years.

God help those who lose their jobs and livelihoods, and those who will struggle even more to feed their families when food costs go up. Perhaps they will, in due course, vote to re-join the world's largest trading block, and not be mislead by capitalists who stand to gain from their gullibility.