Marital conversations (47)

M: "OK I'm going for a haircut now"

C: "Oh, there was something I was going to say..."

M: "OK."

C:

M: "What was it?"

C:

M: "What were you going to say?"

C:

M: "Go on..."

C:

M: "Come on. Tell me what it was! Please! Why can't you tell me?"

C: "I'm trying to rescue these pandas!"


And then I knew ...I'm an iPad widower.