One for the Ann Summers catalogue

Chatting with friends over a bottle or two of wine the other night, the topic of onsies came up. Someone was proposing a onsie party, which was a non-starter, thankfully, since nobody has one (or would own up to having one).

Now my mental image of a onsie is basically a shapeless, padded adult-sized baby-grow, and I couldn't help wondering how to spice up this revolting garment. The it hit me - the CROTCHLESS ONSIE! Surely a winner for those cold winter nights when it has to be a quickie.

Just to check my idea really was novel I googled "crotchless onsie": 3210 hits! Mind you, most of them relate to an album by Scientific Funk whoever they are.

Oh well - at least I can make hit no 3211.